Thursday, April 10, 2008

Why touring sucks: a look into the life of the professional musician

So I wrote yesterday about the state of my band, The Princes of Hollywood and I made mention of the difficulties in touring, and the relative stupidity of a career in music. Allow me to illustrate.

Let’s take your average, semi-nationally touring independent musical act, say, The Princes of Hollywood, and see how the touring business actually breaks down. Let’s assume that you’ve already got the point of having a tour booked, no small feat in itself, and have some press and radio arrangements for the tour. If you have an independent publicist working on your behalf, as we do, remember that you’ll have to pay them for their services since they are not working on behalf of you record label—because you don’t have one, remember? For a general press push in radio, print, and web mediums, it is safe to assume that you’ll pay around $100 per show for extensive market saturation. And remember, other than the events calendars, there is no guarantee that anyone will write about your show, or play your record on the radio, or call you for an interview. So far, we’re in the red -$100.

Assuming that you’ve got all that covered—which is half of the work of touring alone—then you’ve got the travel and show related things to consider. If you’re lucky and booked a reasonable tour, you won’t half to travel more than 400 miles between any two shows, but trust me, it happens (in one four day span, The P of H once played Boston, Cleveland, Virginia, and then Dewey Beach, Delaware, and another time Dayton, Duluth, MN, and Omaha, NE. Yikes!). Say you’re trying to play a venue and a town for the first time, and you’ve done what you could getting the venue flyers, getting your tune on local radio, getting a write up in the local papers, and emailing your fan list about the show; consider yourself blessed if you get 15 people to show and see you play. By our last tour we rarely played a headlining show with a ticket price about $10, and that was at the end of two years of full-time touring. So let’s say your show has a $10 ticket price. If the venue lets you keep the full door cover, you’ll make $150 on the show. More than likely, they will at least keep something to cover the technical costs of the sound equipment and paying the sound engineer, so let’s take that number down to $120. Of those fifteen people who showed up, let’s say five of them (33%!) were moved enough by your stellar performance to buy a CD, which you sell for $12. That’s an extra $60, but if you’re anything like most independent artists, you’ve self-financed your own record, and you’re probably in debt for the cost of making an album, which can easily reach and soar into the five figures. So more than likely that $60 is going into the jar to pay off the record costs. But for the sake of argument, let’s say that you’re debt free, so that $60 will go into the band payment fund. You’ve made $180 for your first show in a new town, and the venue owner liked you enough to have you back for a show in the future. Great! But what about this tour?

Well, you made $180 on this show, but you started out in the red because you had to pay your publicist $100, so now you’ve made $80 on the show. But, shit, you had to drive there, didn’t you? Say that you were in a small enough band that you could fit into a relatively compact car, like was the case on the most recent P of H tour (we were a three piece, no drums). Say you get 34 mpg on the highway, which is pretty good for a car crammed full of shit and three dudes or ladies. With gas being almost $4.00 a gallon, it adds up. Say you traveled from Boston to Rochester, NY between gigs, a 392 mile drive (trust me, I’ve done it many times). 392 in a car that gets 34 mpg at $3.50 a gallon means the drive cost you $40 and change. So, that $80 is cut in half just getting to the gig, so you’ve now made $40 on the gig, after all that hard work. But wait, there’s more!

What if you don’t have friends to stay with in the town you’re playing? It looks like the Motel 6 for you, my friend, and good luck finding a Motel 6 for under $40, even if you sneak your bandmates in while the hotel staff isn’t looking (as we did frequently). There goes the rest of the money you made that night, and you still haven’t had anything to eat. A pizza and a six-pack of beer puts you in the red by $20. And there are other costs to consider if you’ve printed up flyers and sent them to the venue ($8 a show, perhaps), and the cost of car insurance, upkeep of instruments and the tour vehicle, a booking agent’s cut (if you have one, say 10-20%) and what about your home life? Do you have rent or a mortgage, not to mention bills and a girlfriend? Wow, so you’ve spent money to play this show, and now you’ve got to call your girlfriend on your cell phone (don’t forget to pay that bill!) to tell her about how things went? Feeling up to it?

So, that’s why touring sucks. But there are plenty of reasons touring doesn’t suck, and how people make a living doing it, but I’m too exhausted to try and tell you about it now. More to come on that soon.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

"Send me again into the sky..."

First, my apologies to all of those who’ve asked me what been happening with the blog, and thanks for the encouragement to keep it going. Life has just been getting in the way as of late, and I mean that in a good way. But I’m still here, and thing are definitely looking up.

Second, I’d like to address what may be on some folks’ minds, including mind: what’s happening with The Princes of Hollywood? Some of you saw us this weekend, for what turned out to be a sort of reunion show, though we’d expected only to be in Athens, Ohio for the support of the Passionworks Project CD release show. As most of you have noticed, we’ve been laying low for most of the last four months, after our tour ended in Rochester, New York on December 18th. First of all, we had a fantastic but tumultuous year in 2007. We toured more extensively and successfully than ever before, but we also found ourselves exhausted, still in debt from our last record, and unsure of our next move. Scotty “The Mullet” Houchens amicably left the band for pursuits academic, and Harlan and I decided it was time to get the hell out of dodge, so to speak, and leave our hometown of Athens, Ohio for the big lights and warmer climes of Nashville, TN. The move took a lot out of us, both financially and emotionally, and we’re only now getting back on our feet. We also got pretty used to performing as a three-piece, and singing in three-part harmony, and we felt very little excitement about re-working our songs for duo performances. Meanwhile, the state of the economy and the price of gasoline have made it the prospect of making money on tour excruciatingly suspect. A career in music (or the arts, for that matter) is not for the faint of heart or the soft of stomach.

So we’ve been laying low, remembering how to have rewarding daily life, and not thinking too much about the future. And it seems now that we find our selves in a better place than ever, and excited again about the prospect of making music that we love.

I can’t say that things will be quite like they were in the past. I’ve begun work on a number of new projects that should keep me busy performing, writing, and producing music with other folks. Our cavalier attitudes toward driving through snowdrifts in Duluth, MN in the February have mellowed a bit, and extensive touring without the support of a label or sponsor seems unlikely, but you never know. However, we are writing new songs that are some of our best yet, and we are becoming a part of a very vibrant and healthy creative community here in Nashville, so who knows what might come of that. More to the point, we’re spending some time getting back to what it is we loved in the first place and seeing where that takes us, and I promise that is a good thing.

In other exciting news, I’ve begun working on some co-writing with other writers here in Nashville, and the results have been excellent. I wrote a song a few weeks ago with Chad Harris, with whom I currently performing, that has been coming together nicely the more that we play it. It’s a big, catch alternative pop-rock song, unlike most of the stuff I write, though it has a few of my touches—a minor/major 6 chord here, a earthy metaphor there—and I’m excited about it. I’m also working on a song with Chris Meyers, of The Bittersweets fame, a fantastic band originally from San Francisco who now live in Nashville. They have a new record coming out in August on Compass Records, and it is excellent. We’ve started work on a song that is very country-noir, tentatively based on the story of a Iraq war veteran whose post-traumatic stress disorder drove him to drown his wife in the bathtub, call the authorities, and then go bowling. What we’ve come up with is a creepy yet somehow sweet tale of husband and dead-wife talking and dancing in the shadows of a sad and beautiful world.

In the next few months I’ll be doing plenty more writing, and I’ll also be performing with Chad Harris, The Princes of Hollywood, The Queen City Zapatistas, and possibly Southpaw and the Sinnisters. More to come on all of that soon!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

"I got all the f*#$ing work I need" -- Dan Reeder's "Work Song"

Well, that was quite a week.

I’ve been derelict in my duties as reporter, but certainly not in my duties as musician/explorer/moron. I’ve been on the non-stop flight to Busytown this week, and with the assistance of vast quantities of coffee and wine, and the dream of the unifying organizational powers of the iPhone on my mind, I’m almost at the point where I can pull my multi-directional life off.

Starting last Friday, I helped to host my company’s first wine event, a co-promotion with the importer Frederick Wildman & Sons and the super swanky Nuevo-American restaurant The Watermark. Set up in the loft bar of the Watermark, we showcased five French wines new to the Nashville market, with my company serving as the retail outlet for folks who wanted to purchase wines. Basically, the extent of my work was to hob-knob with the rich people, drink wine, and eat the excellent hors d'oeuvres—not bad for a night’s work. Do you remember the scene in That Thing You Do, the Tom Hanks picture about the fictional 60s band, “The Wonders”? One of my favorite moments in the movie is when Steve Zahn’s character, Lenny Haise, turns to drummer Guy Patterson on the stage of a Hollywood TV show and asks, with innocent glee, “Skitch, how did we get here?” I ask myself this question frequently, and on Friday night, after my fifth glass of wine, looking out the floor to ceiling windows of one of the nicest restaurants I’ve ever been in at Nashville’s downtown skyline, I whispered it to myself, hoping no one would hear me.

Saturday, I roused myself early and prepared for another brisk day of sloshing and schlepping in the wine world. I don’t remember much of the early part of the day, just a haze of customers, distributors with wine to taste, and the buzz of the Hill Center passing outside the windows. Sometime during the day I acquired free tickets to see Jackson Browne at the Ryman Auditorium that evening; a very nice man in a baseball cap came in to offer them to Ed, my boss, who offered them to Melanie, our wine educator, who in turn offered them to me and Harlan. I was more than grateful to oblige their request to take the tickets and leave work early to attend a show at one of the most historical and revered venues in our country. Jackson was in fine form, as was the Ryman itself. I was surprised to find that the auditorium was arranged width-wise in the building, with the stage on the side instead of depth-wise with the stage in the back; the result is that every seat is closer to the stage, and even the rear-most seats in the balcony are closer than most middle seats in other theaters. The seats are church pughs, remnants of the Ryman’s days as a house of worship. While aesthetically pleasing, they are not comfortable and force you to get rather personal with your fellow concert-goers, but I suppose that they were intended for the penitent man, not the comfort-seeking, beer-drinking music viewer.

Sunday saw the arrival of my fellow music makers, my comrades-in-arms, Benny Harnish and Dan Dorff. Benny, sometimes bass player in many of my musical configurations, was fresh off the boat from Holland, having spent the last two months escapading around Europe with his girlfriend and his bass. Dan is the drummer in many projects in which Benny and I have been involved, such as Southpaw and the Sinisters, The Queen City Zapatistas, and, if memory serves, one Princes of Hollywood gig on St. Patrick’s Day. I had invited Benny down to Nashville to play bass for my first gig in town with Chad Harris, and since he’s a sucker, he said he’d come. After rehearsals on Sunday and Monday evenings we were feeling pretty good about the upcoming show so we headed over to the 12th South Taproom, a quaint bar with great beer just up the road from my house where one of the big studio bass players in town, Dave Pomeroy, holds down a weekly night of music making and joke telling. It quickly turned into a sort of after-hours-for-the-working-musician; the barkeeps put up the stools and locked the doors but seemed content to let us sit around, drinking beer and talking shop. I learned that the Spanish-style hacienda compound across the street was the property of Dolly Parton and we also spent a great deal of time on the topic of John Hartford, and the best techniques for dancing with a banjo.

Tuesday night was the gig, and though the band wasn’t as tight as I had hoped—we did just learn the material, mind you—I had fun, and the club owners were awful nice, as were the other performers. A fellow Ohioan who I stayed with on one for my first visits to Nashville last year happened to play the first set of the evening, and it was a pleasant surprise to see him again. We retired to Chad’s house for some light drinking, heavy snacking, and some short-lived musical revelry, which concluded with me singing the few songs I know in Spanish.

The following morning I was up early to get some paperwork done over at the office and had the pleasant surprise of being subjected to the tasting of some 75 new wines from two distributors. Going on four hours of sleep, and having skipped breakfast and coffee that morning, I was surprised to find that my palate was in otherwise extraordinary shape, and the wines seemed to leap out of the glass at me, uncharacteristically self-evident. I did manage to slip into the darkened office to sleep on the shag carpet in between sessions, and I made it through the morning relatively pleasantly. One of the great things about being in the wine business is that you meet many fine and fascinating folks, and this week was no exception; on Wednesday and Thursday alone I met with a Frenchman via Ashville, North Carolina who brought us some of his superb catalogue of French wines and a thick, charming accent, and two Californians, one whose company imported a small selection of New Zealand wines (minerally, tangy, and excellent) and the other who owned Broc Cellars, making some fantastic blends from small, old Californian vineyards. I had some great wine this week.

The remainder of the week went by in a blur, as this was our busiest week in the store since opening, including a record breaking Saturday. Meanwhile, I spent mornings makings lists and working on new songs, not to mention trying to clean the house. I’ve got some new material that is starting to take shape, and I hope that by fall The Princes of Hollywood will be back in full swing, and I’ll be able to get some of these songs out there and see what people think. The insanity was interrupted on Sunday evening by a sojourn to suburbia, the shire of Brentwood, for a delightful dinner with someone with ties to Drue; a fine time was had, and Harlan and I got to flex our proverbial wine muscles and steward the selection to go with dinner. Overall, not a bad way to end a frantic and delightful week.

And, shit, what a song: please listen to Dan Reeder's "Work Song", the perfection of the African-American field song in contemporary, middle-class white guy form. Yes!

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

New York City and The Lyric of the Week Award

The lyric of the week award goes to NYC singer/songwriter Mike Doughty, whose new record Golden Delicious was released this week:

“I wrote a song about your car, I wrote it with your hips in mind.”

Speaking of Mike Doughty, a funny thing happened to me the first time The Princes of Hollywood played New York City. We were covering Doughty tune, “American Car”, an old favorite that we re-worked with folk instruments and big, three-part harmonies. I introduced the song by saying this: “here’s a song by our favorite New York songwriter Mike Doughty”. We played the song and the show continued without much ado.

After our set I was milling about by the bar, probably drinking something viciously over-priced, when I was approached by an unassuming, average-build, moderately Caucasian individual. He said he really enjoyed our set and asked when our new record would be coming out (A Change of Venue had not yet been released, as this was February of 2007 –Ed.). We made small talk briefly about he music, our new record, the weather in NYC in February before he paused to inform me, without any lead-in whatsoever:
“Just so you know, it’s not really cool to say ‘negro’ around here…you know, in the city were a little more careful…”
I just stood there, my face as blank as a new sheet of paper, completely incredulous.
“You know what I mean…?” he continued.
Me: still nothing. I simply did not understand. An awkward moment passed before I finally managed to stutter, “I beg your pardon?”
“You know, during your set you introduced that song as being by your ‘favorite negro songwriter’…”
“I…I mean…when did…so you think…what?” was approximately my answer. Harlan had wandered over to our conversation at this point, and seemed as puzzled as I did.
“What song was this?” I asked, figuring he must have been watching another show and mis-recognized me. I was beginning to regain my senses.
“You know, the one about the car, American car something or other…”
Harlan and I seemed to reach a moment of realization simultaneously, as we both began to explain, rather embarrassedly and emphatically that I had said “NEW YORK songwriter,” definitely not Negro songwriter.
With the crisis adverted, things got stale in the conversation rather quickly. And them something weird happened: I got pissed off.
I first I thought the guy was simply a concerned citizen, diplomatically calling attention to erroneous statement made in a public setting, but as the dust settled on the debating of my possible use of an ethnic slur while on microphone, I began to feel otherwise. It was as if the whole of New York City had taken a big dump of pomposity and arrogance right onto my lap. Oh, these poor Midwestern boys, our audient must have thought, they’re so behind the times. I imagined at that moment all of the denizens of New York City quietly snickering at our ineptitude, assured in their smug self-indulgence that while they may have problems, at least they live in the “real world”, not some backwater shit-hole like Ohio, where bigots roam free, incest happens frequently, and everyone rides into town on tractors. He even referred to his New York as “the City”. What a dick. I didn’t think to tell him that I was born in the state of New York, not far from his idyllic burg, his fortress of political correctness.

I lingered on these thoughts even as we left the bar, trudging through the snow back to our brownstone Bonita (to quote David Mead) in Brooklyn, my head full of brimstone and ire. And while I continue to find myself confused and incredulous of the incident, I still love New York City, it’s vigor and cancerous energy—it really is an intense and wondrous place. So here is my deal, New York City: if I agree that you’re the best, can you stop pretending like the rest of the world doesn’t exist?

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Oen-o! -or- how I came unto Dionysian employ

So, as I may have mentioned, I’m in the wine business now, along with the music business. I’ve always been hot for the world of imbibing, whether it be coffee (a well-know and documented addiction of mine), whiskey (also well-known and documented), beer, wine, hell, even water. Me likey drinkey.

So, in the midst of my Nashville scramblings—finding an apartment, networking in the music scene, foraging for nuts and berries—I happened upon an opportunity in the wide world of wine that intrigued me, and I figured I could use the dough. Soon enough I found myself a part of YN, inc, an up-and-coming player on the Nashville wine scene, and I’ve had a lot to learn. Which is how I found myself as the YN representative at an industry tasting yesterday in a swanky, modernist Italian restaurant in historic Germantown, just a bit north of downtown.

I tried to look stylish and successful, donning a black-tie, velvet-blazer upper (the successful part) paired with some dark jeans and Converse All-Stars (the stylish part), but I’m not sure that helped. This was a showcase for Frederick Wildman and Sons, a major importer and distributor out of New York City and it seemed most of the big dogs in Nashville wine were on hand. While tasting wine sounds like a simple task, and one that any lush or rummy off the street would have no trouble accomplishing, it’s actually a bit stressful and requires a lexicon and perspicuity all it own. Basically, a bunch of people in expensive clothes gather around a couple of tables pouring, and sniffing, and drinking, and dumping a volatile amount of wine into metal receptacles, all the while expecting that their Versace suit will come out unscathed. I tried to work my way down the line of the reds first, taking time to note both the nose (read: smell) and the taste of the wine, find the brand on my price list, and record my observations. Meanwhile people are bumping into me, more experienced merchants trying to move quickly down the line, laughing, and talking, and shouting with cacophonous zeal. Needless to say, I still don’t really know what I’m doing or what I’m saying, a mere roustabout among professionals. I’ve been relieved to find out that I can actually identify what I’m smelling and tasting, but I’m not confident enough yet to believe what I’m saying. My boss seems to think I’m doing just fine, for whenever I give him my notes on a particular tasting he says something like “You’re doing fine,” or “spot on”. I’m not convinced. I had an easier time with the whites, as the crowd was beginning to thin as the tasting wound down and one of the proprietors took the time to walk me through a few of his personal favorites. I was surprised to find that I had an easier time feeling conclusive about the whites; likely, this is because I’ve spent enough time with reds to learn how to appreciate the myriad flavors of which they can be comprised, and I don’t know much about the complexities of white. Its like trying to explain to someone who only knows how to appreciate the baser elements of music—say, Nickel back and Britney Spears—why Joe Henry and Ornette Coleman kick so much ass. I guess I was able to find the Britney of white wines. It takes time to learn the finer things.

So, here I am, bravely riding forth into unexplored territories. Or perhaps it’s a little more like creeping forward, peering into the shadows for booby traps. Regardless, I’m advancing toward my own western horizon, my very own American frontier. Now where’s my Davy Crockett cap?

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Another Day, Another Night

Time is speeding up in Nashville, Tennessee. Patterns are beginning to show themselves, streets are starting to makes pathways, things are happening or appearing at regularly scheduled intervals; yes, I think its true, the honeymoon is over and this is my island now—coconuts, thatched roof, and all.

I’m kidding of course—about the tropical island theme, that is. Despite an unusually warm winter for me (I’m from the north, remember; I’ve lived in Ohio, Boston, and the second wettest place on earth, second only to the Amazon jungle, Swansea, Wales) including a day or two at 70 degrees, today it is snowing. And this time a real snow, with big New England-sized snowflakes that dust the windows and stick in your hair.

I know I should embrace the winter here because it won’t last long, and I really like wearing coats and jackets and scarves, but it’s hard because my house, beautiful as it is with is dark-stained wood floors, mahogany and tile kitchen, and large-stoned fireplace is cold as a son of a bitch. We can’t turn the heat up because we’re poor, and when we do, Harlan can only lay in bed at night counting the times the furnace turns on, calculating the fiscal damage each firing incurs.

Last night, probably the coldest of the year so far, I headed over to the Mercy Lounge, a venue housed in an old cannery warehouse, down in the industrial lowlands of midtown Nashville. The place has a great stage and sound system, with a tidy, loft-like vibe, all steel, concrete, and wood with red velvet trimmings. Outside the big-paned windows trains roll by frequently, though without any aural disruptions; they must have insulated the shit out of that wall. Watching trains roll by in the dark, a Guinness in your hand, makes the music that much more romantic, and that’s why I like the place. I was there to see my friends The Bittersweets, a band from San Francisco who also recently relocated to Nashville. They been in the throes of finishing a new record, one that I’m very excited about, and so last night was the first time I’ve had the opportunity to hear some of the new material. Afterward I tried, inconclusively, to offer my services as a pedal steel player, but I’m still not really great at being suggestive of my worth to potential suitors, musically or romantically. I, of course, blame my long and multifarious history with women.

Another boon of my late-night winter-laden traipsing was that the whole show was full of great acts. The night was opened by the banjo-tinkling Julie Lee, who sang quietly and quoted Emily Dickenson, and was concluded by sets from Robby Hect, a soulful, finger-picking, beanie-cap-wearing fella with a great band, and Judd and Maggie, a duo from Nashville via Baltimore. I went home, feeling restive and fully awake, so I paced around the kitchen, eventually pouring myself some cereal, and read some of Dave Eggers new book, What is the What, a semi-biographical novel about Valentino Achak Deng, a Sudanese refugee and American immagrant; thus far, the book is, like Eggers’ first, both heartbreaking and genius (Eggers’ first book was called A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius).

I did get to thinking last night, however, and it occurs to me that one habit I’ve been getting into here, thankfully, is the willful embracement of each day. I don’t feel paralyzed by options, or tortured by my dreams and aspirations. There are a whole lot of things that I want to do, yes, but I do have time. I probably won’t be famous, and I probably won’t be rich, and I probably won’t see nearly as much of the world as I’d like to, but at least I’m trying now, and not just worrying like I had been for the last two years. I think I’d like to call it the post-collegiate stress syndrome, or perhaps the 21st century freeze-out, but whatever it’s called I’m glad that it has passed. As weird as it feels to say it, I’m just happy to be alive and doing stuff, and excited to see where it all leads. And, no, I’m not on Quaaludes.

And there you have it, another day and another night in Music City. I better find something to be pissed about before this blog gets excessively sentimental and cloying. F*%# Santa! Yeah, that ought to do it.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Pestle to the Mortar

I’m still here, I’m still not dead, and I’m only mostly broke; today marks three weeks that I’ve been in Nashville, and I’m here to report that things remain relatively unremarkable, though not negatively so.

I’ve spent a lot of time meeting people, cold calling folks I respect, sending emails into the black hole of cyberspace, seeking knowledge, direction, and positive reinforcement. And mostly, that’s what I’ve received; the people, it seems, are why one stays in Nashville. I know that I’ve raved and ranted blindly about the social climate here in the past, insistent that the people of Nashville—or, more specifically, of the Nashvillian music scene—would have to be nice, professional, and supportive, if only for the sake of career longevity. First of all, this can’t entirely be true, semantically or ideologically, because it would also therefore indicate that people in New York City wouldn’t be pretentious, arrogant assholes completely self-deceived of their city’s importance, and people in L.A wouldn’t be smug, over-sexed meat heads completely self-deceived of their own importance, and we all know that not to be true. Oh, stop it. (Yes, I realize that I am making bold, unsubstantiated claims about entire metropolitan populations, but what fun would a blog be without some bitching? In addition, suffice it to say that I have many, many friends in both of those cities whom I love and respect for being bigger, better people than me, and I would be both delighted and enthralled to have the opportunity to live in either of those fair points of egress. ‘nuff said.)

But, for the most part, it is true: people in Nashville are nice. Sure, some drive like dicks, and some are probably bigots, the public transportation authority sucks, and the discrepancy between wealth and poverty is all too apparent. But, hell, you can find that stuff anywhere, places where there isn’t an amazing community of musical minds and industry folk, a few of whom still believe in music. I can say, with certainty, that all of the people who I’ve met or contacted have been fantastically accommodating, humans of the highest caliber.

You may also have noticed that I’m getting a little work. I’ve got my first Nashville date coming up in March, at the hip club The Basement, which I’ve mentioned frequently in the past. This gig is with a singer/songwriter named Chad Harris, a talented and earnest chap who reminds me, musically, of Emerson Hart, the former lead singer of the-big-in-the-late-nineties-band Tonic. He’s got some good things in the works for future touring and also has the current theme song for Speed TV. I’m sure I’ll have more to report on this soon.

Also still cooking on the stovetop is the record for my bud Matt Mackey, which is somewhere in studio-land, being mixed and awaiting overdubs of piano and organ by none other than keys maestro and Nashville resident Gabe Dixon. I’ve been told I might have something to do with this, so I’m keeping my fingers crossed. From what I’ve heard (literally, I’ve listened to a couple of cuts, not just heard it through the grapevine), Mackey’s record is going to very cool, and fill a unique space in today’s music market, falling squarely between the contemporary sentimentality of white-guy singer songwriters and the grit and sex of Bill Withers, which, in my humble opinion, is a pretty cool place to be. I really hope to get out and tour behind that record, but all of that is yet to be seen. I’m hopeful though, as Matt just moved a bit closer to me, now finding himself in Alabama to be near the missus, so look for some regional dates on my calendar.

So, the good news is I like it here. The bad news is, I’m going to have to stay here to make this work. Everyone, and I mean everyone, has reminded me that the only way to get to where you want to be, career-wise, in this town is to be persistent. One engineer/drummer told me it took seven years to get the gig he wanted, and now holds. Jason Lehning, one of my favorite producers in town, and a member of one of my favorite bands, The Silver Seas, told me it took him ten years to get to where he really wanted to be. But everyone has told me that it can be done, but you can’t just talk and dream, you’ve got put the pestle to the mortar, as it were. Just watch me.

Meanwhile, I’ve been keeping a revolving schedule of periodic homebody-ing followed by peripatetic and automotive tomfoolery. I’ve found an excellent fromaggeria to buy rich smoked cheeses and rosemary ham. I’ve drunk gallons of coffee. I went antiquing with the roommates, and found granite-topped armoires and mounted deer heads out of our price range, and a crystal whiskey decanter which wasn’t, and so it now sits on my kitchen counter illuminating the Rittenhouse Rye within. It’s been three years since I lived in Boston and I must say, it’s good to be back in the city again.

Currently on the docket is making preparatory accommodations for our first in-house fire (in the fireplace, of course), working with Harlan on our book of Retro-sexual miscellany (my proposed title: The Man-ifesto. Get it? Also, as a preview, our hall of illustrious alumni includes Capt. Myles Standish, Abraham Lincoln, Ernest Hemmingway, Cary Grant, and George Clooney) and opening a wine store (it’s a long story, but check out http://www.n2yn.com for delicious hints for the rumor-mongering). Pestle to the mortar, indeed.

Monday, February 11, 2008

It was the best of times; it was the worst of times

Whoa, reflective-ness! What a perilous, occasionally narcissistic, but gosh-darn heartwarming exercise thinking back can be. I’ve been trying to rein myself in all day, but thoughts of the past few years continue to creep up, and in my continued job-less and friendless state of parsimony, I’ve little to do but sweep the kitchen floor, pluck at my guitar, and find innovative ways to combine peanut butter and bread. And so, creep up they do, these thoughts, and I am powerless to stop them.

Living in my hometown in Ohio, as a post-collegiate without crippling student-loan debt, I lived cheaply, and thus was afforded a great many benefits. I traveled widely, I toured frequently—often to far-flung places where we made little to no money—and I ate and drank as if at a kegger thrown by Dionysus. In my humble little hometown there still exists bars where one can buy a drink for, no joke, one dollar and twenty-five cents. Frequently, my only night of the week out on the town was Tuesday, when I would throw my guitar in the trunk and head downtown for the revelry, imbibing, and occasional music-making of an old-Irish-guys music session, where we’d gather in a half-circle of dilapidated chairs around the equally dilapidated upright piano, pound out the jigs and reels, and where I’d drink Guinness and whiskey (usually Jameson, as my preferred Powers was mysteriously absent from what was advertised as the only “Irish Pub” in town) for free, all night. It was a fool’s paradise, some might say, but I still found an abundance of misery.

But, oh, the travel. While music, girls, and drinking (coffee, tea, beer, whiskey—anything caffeinated or alcoholic) are things I take very, very seriously, traveling may be the only thing of which I would never, ever, tire. It’s become something of a feedback loop for me, building onto its ever-widening wavelength, spiraling outward uncontrollably like the slow rumble of thunder echoing across the open plain. These past two years I’ve been very lucky, in ways that only now, broke and overwhelmed by the necessity to ingratiate myself to a new community, I’ve begun to appreciate. There is a handy little application on Facebook called “Where I’ve been” which has the ability to inform you of your travel-related worth by tracking your “stats”; apparently, I’ve been to 13% of the world, and I don’t know if I should be pleased or dissatisfied. But in the past two years alone, in part because of the touring, which escalated nationally in scope for The Princes of Hollywood, and also because I was itching to get out of town on all my other spare moments, I managed to go. A lot. From Boston to Los Angeles, Key West to Seattle, I hit the airways and interstates of this expansive country and caught passing glimpses of it’s history, both past and in the making. At one point I brazenly drove the full expanse of highway 90, which starts near the Boston Harbor and ends just east of Puget Sound and downtown Seattle. I surfed in Hawai’i. I sipped coffee and pastries continental in San Francisco. I think I was in Mexico once. I hazily remember an alcohol-related swimming pool accident in Charleston, South Carolina, a whiskey-fueled, late night bluegrass session high in the mountains of West Virginia, and almost getting arrested for playing a mandolin in a Fredericksburg, Virginia Seven-Eleven at 4 in the morning. Let the record show, please, that I have no regrets, and plead innocent on all charges.

Now, let it also be noted: this is not a compendium of braggadocio, but a fond walk down memory lane, and I only share because it brought me joy, and I wish you the same. Currently, however, I’m recalling these things with a tad bit of sadness, since my lifestyle change, while necessary for the sake of science and the progress of humanity, has momentarily forced me to put my wanderlust away. I know I have work to be done here, and it feels good to be where I am right now, and, really, that’s all you can hope for. I’ve got job interviews to attend, auditions to schedule, and people to meet, but I will be back with more, music-specific updates from music city later this week. But first, I need to go buy a map of Tokyo and start dreaming.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

The End of the American Dream –or-- What’s a Generation To Do?

There is something deeply troubling brewing in America today. For a generation raised on the prosperity and hubris of the 80s and 90s, the turns we are taking in this country are a bit hard to stomach. Not only has corporate America and the rise of Yuppiedom raised our lifestyle standards to unprecedented and unsubstantiated levels, it’s also made it so that we have, ironically, very little choice about the lifestyles we can lead here. Gone are the days when one could make it as a jazz musician, or a poet, or even an independent proprietor in Manhattan, once the center of the bohemian movement in America that fostered the creation of great art, and music, and literature. Similarly, the beat poets and hippies and other counter-culturalists that once found a home on the streets and cafes of San Francisco must look elsewhere if they hope to keep their lifestyle alive. I, for one, believe that this is a tragic turn of events in the history of American culture.

This country was built upon the idea of the rugged individualist, a place where you—any free person—could claim your plot, dig in your heels, and make a life for yourself on your own terms. At one time, rejecting the status quo only made you an outsider; now, it makes you an endangered species, a dying breed with nowhere to turn. What does a generation such as mine do when faced with a future of crippling debt, a shrinking job market, and an increasingly homogenized culture? Honestly, I do not know. What was once the American dream has been transformed into the American burden—no longer a dream but a standard, a prerequisite, a requirement—and what’s left in its wake is a society without options and choices, only obligations. We’ve started to become everything we feared communism represented during the cold war: a country without opportunity or individual freedom, two of our loftiest American ideals. Think about this: once the American dream was finding a place in our society where you could be the person you wanted to be, own your own house and car, and raise a family in the secure confines of a community and society where your children could grow into the people they dreamed of being. Now, those things have become what we deserve, not aspire to, and its what we do after we have the job, the house, and the family that makes us who we are. Our expectations of what we deserve are destroying the idea of the individual, and with it, the sprit of what has made this country so great, and so pioneering.

Why do I bring this up? Because here in Nashville, I’m meeting people from all over the country who’ve come here because it’s the only place they can afford to live where they feel they can be a part of a large-scale creative community. I have friends in almost every major city in America, from Chicago to Los Angeles, New York to Seattle, Boston to San Francisco, and not one of them can truly afford to live in the fashion we’ve come to expect. And my friends are, for the most part, not in the arts. They are engineers, or chefs, or accountants--smart, well-educated, ambitious folks barely scraping by on salaries that would have made them flush if they had grown up when their parents did. And forget about the main pillar of the American dream, namely property ownership—trying to find an affordable mortgage in California is like trying to find clean in a bucket full of shit.

Great art has always been inspired by a social context, and historically, hotbeds of cultural and artistic innovation have grown in the tumultuous and frenetic landscape of the city—think of how contemporary American music was born in New Orleans at the turn of the 20th century; or of the birth of the American cultural identity in Boston with the rejection of the imposition of British cultural and economic policies. Now, all you can do in cities is try to keep your head above water and work your way to the corner office. Cities are no long fortresses and ports where communities can be grown and ideas hatched, but mere gulags of luxury. We are losing our cities and our dreams, and with it the things that have made America great.

And, simply put, there is no way to have it all back. What the next frontier will be for cultural human evolution is unclear, and the kind of place in the world that the 21st century thinking individual will be able inhabit is yet to be seen. But before we get there, I’d like to take a moment to say a few last words for the American dream: it was a good run, while it lasted, and we’ll miss you.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Tornados, and hail, and music, oh, my!

So, as the dust had partially settled in my house after a hectic weekend of unpacking and situating, I decided it was time to head out on the town to get a little of why I’d moved here in the first place: music! Ignoring the fact that I was broke and still jobless, gig-less, and generally prospect-less, I hopped in the car and headed over to what may be the hippest bar for music in town, The Basement, which is helmed by the witty music patron Mike Grimes, who also owns the adjoining Grimey’s New and Pre-Loved Music, which Rolling Stone declared to be “the best record store in Nashville”. Tuesday is generally “New Faces” night at The Basement, where an assortment of up-and-coming artists and acts play short sets back-to-back. When I arrived, a Nashville-via-Texas songwriter, Mando Saenz, was having a CD release show. He was good, and his tunes were catchy and moody in the right ways, but the real highlight for me was that he had veteran country/roots-rock guitarist Kenny Vaughn playing with him that evening, who I hold in very high regard. Kenny’s regular gig is with Marty Stuart, but he’s played and recorded with a veritable who’s who among the alternative-country scene. This is also very indicative of the kind of thing that happens every night in Nashville: show up someplace, and you’re likely to see, unexpectedly, somebody very good and relatively famous playing for free. Also likely: half the crowd will be folks whose records you own. I think this may take some getting used to. Another thing indicative of the scene in Nashville: yes, there are thousands of extremely talented people making great music. And for every one of those talented people making great music, there is another not-so-talented person making, well, rather passable, unmoving music. Just like anywhere, I suppose. After a number of sets that were enjoyable, but perhaps not particularly memorable, I caught a set by a former Bostonian, who I remember from his Soda-Pop Records days (this won’t mean anything to anyone who hasn’t lived in Boston, but it was a very cool little institution for Boston area music in the early 2000s), named Brett Rosenberg. His attitude and songwriting were spot on—his two most memorable tunes were “Illegal immigrant Girlfriend” (refrain: “she’s my illegal immigrant girlfriend, doing the jobs American girls won’t do”) and “Divorce” (sample lines: “I put regular coffee in the decaf carafe, now that its over she wants half” and “I put the futon mattress on a hard wood floor, she’ll keep banging the guy next door”).

The most interesting part of the evening came when they turned the bar TV to the local news channel so we could all watch the massive thunderstorm system that was sweeping towards us across the state, tornados and massive hail in tow. Proprietor Grimey suggested that we’d be safe in his club since it is located--you guessed it--in a basement. So there I sat, drinking the local Yazoo beer, enjoying some music, expecting that when I returned home the roof would be gone from the house and I’d go back to living in the Extended Stay America where I crashed when I first arrived. Upon leaving, I found my car still in the parking lot, and generally the city looked as it did before I had “gone underground” in the subterranean music club. My house was fine, and generally it appears as though Nashville came out relatively unscathed from the tornados warpath. From the looks of the news coming in from Memphis and Arkansas, they were not so lucky.

It appears I’ll be heading out tonight for some more tunes, and it looks as though I’ll have a similarly full calendar next week—but, hell, that’s why I came here, ain’t it?

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Greetings From Nashvegas, Tennessee

The dust has settled, the sweat has run, and the electricity has been turned on: yep, that’s right, I’ve moved to Nashville. I’ve had the dumb luck of renting an amazing apartment, sight-unseen, simply because I ran out of options on the virtual eve of my move, and it has been the beginning of a streak of good luck that I’m assured is due to the fact that God has fallen asleep at the monitor bay of the universe (imagine a room, as in the movies, where they watch the security cameras for a large building…except with God), and is currently unaware of the imbalance of good fortune that has befallen me. In the weeks leading up to this, I’ve had misfortune left and right, ultimately peaking when my car crapped out the day before I was supposed to move; the head gasket went bad, and engine coolant began to leak, and my local mechanic assured me that my engine would seize up and die if I tried to drive it to the grocery store, let alone Tennessee. Even as I crossed the Tennessee border, heavy rain commenced to fall, leaving us to move in to the new place in the pouring rain.

But look at me now, Universe!

So, I think I really like this town. I love my neighborhood, which rests comfortably between the 12th Avenue South and Hillsboro Village centers, where cool shops and good eats abound, and is cradled by the academic and co-ed hotbeds of the universities Vanderbilt and Belmont. Just today, while perusing the cereal isle of my neighborhood grocery market, I bumped into none other than legendary Americana songwriter John Prine (I went for the old fashioned oats, as he appeared to be choosing between versions of Raisin Bran).

The house has been a lot of work to get into shape, and we are still lacking a severe amount of furnishings, but the canvas with which we have to work is astonishing. We have two “living” quarters that we’ve agreed will have decidedly different themes; the first room, also the entrance, has a wonderful working fireplace, and will be “The Parlor”, which will house the wetbar, the phonograph, the bearskin rug, and will be the gathering place to watch the fire, imbibe spirits, and discuss matters of political and sexual consequence; in the next room, to be dubbed “The Key West Lounge”, we have our wicker chairs, steamer trunks, and posters from the Pan American Airlines, in case we need to take a little vacation. Also worthy of noting, Harlan and I have dubbed our shared bathroom “The ManSpace”, complete with hula-girl Christmas lights, a Mexican-tile sink, and “The Man Pod”, a shower with a cylindrical casing, which resembles the kind of thing one might climb into in order to be teleported or perhaps cryogenically frozen; it will also be the Center for Research into Advance Shaving Technique and Etiquette and Other Sundry Retro-sexual Grooming Apparati.

Also, if anyone in Nashville has leads on a locating bearskin rug, please let me know.

Friday, February 1, 2008

In Defense of Music

I’ve not been fully truthful with you already. The last blog I posted here was admirable in its scope and enthusiasm, if a little arrogant, but in many ways it failed to address the more current and personal issues that are fueling my move to Nashville. I’ll spare you the heartache and the heavy-handed mysticism (at least until you buy my albums), but I will be very, very real about one thing: music.

I’ve encountered many folks, some of whom I truly respect, who hold the view that Nashville is “the place where music goes to die” (this was actually said to me backstage by a very kind and talented artist from another town in Tennessee shortly before I informed him that I would be moving to said music-destroying city). In many ways, I can understand why so many might feel this way: the blood-curtling sameness of the last two decades of popular country music; the idea that musical decisions could be made preemptively for the sole purpose of effecting sales; that songwriters could be working with the mission to hit on the lowest common human denominator in order to sell music to Wal-Mart-shopping meatheads who wouldn’t know the difference between a guitar and shovel. I know, sometimes the world makes things suck.

But let me suggest this: regardless of your place in the world—whether you can hop in your SUV and blast the new Sting record on your way to the Yuppie Organics Marketplace or you’re spending twelve hours a day wading knee deep in rice paddies and you’ve never seen a TV—we’re all just trying to get by and find happiness, even if we don’t understand what that means. Give professional artists a break. We can’t all get by on our eccentricities and be critically lauded for wearing monkey suits onstage and being utterly, disarmingly stoned off our rockers the rest of the time in our chic London apartments. We all, whether we acknowledge it or not, have to compromise. For example, aforementioned stoner-rock-star-artist-savant is likely to die young, leaving behind a trail of failed relationships and a catalog of music that is unlikely to outlive his or her tabloid persona. That sure sounds like a compromise to me.

Or how about this: one of my best friends is a chef in the greater Seattle area. If it were up to him, he’d be challenging diners every night of the week, giving them reason to think outside the box, to be open to new and unusual ingredients, or to take the time to appreciate simple, classic comfort food in a new way. Unfortunately for him, and for the rest of us, most folks don’t like to be challenged. It would be nice to think that we could relax, and trust, and learn—as we surely could from someone who has spent the better part of their adult life learning the intricacies of this one tiny part of the human experience—but no. Some folks just want the same well-done steak or chicken Parmesan. Let me put is this way: why would you bother to take a history course in college if you assumed that you knew more that the professor who had spent years studying his or her subject? Do us all a favor--next time you fork over thirty bucks for a meal, suggest that the chef cook you something of his or her preference; the knowledge and passion that will go into that meal just might help you to learn something.

Let’s get back to music. I have another bone to pick, and this is a rather large one. The number one reason why I’m moving to Nashville is the people--the thousands of uber-talented practiced, enthusiastic, and professional people who are there to make music, and understand that compromise is sometimes okay (and in this world, essentially necessary). I need to emphasize just how professional they are, and not because they are talented and gifted and knowledgeable. They are professional simply because of their attitude; because they are willing to relax, to trust, to learn; because they realized that music is bigger than they are, than their egos, than their misguided hopes for immortality. Does this sound a bit like Kundera’s “Unbearable Lightness of Being” (see previous entry)? Well, it is.

Do you want to know how not to get work in Nashville? Have a big ego. Think that what you do is important, and that someone else couldn’t do what you are there to do. You’ll find yourself at home, the phone won’t be ringing, and thousands of other talented, knowledgeable, and humble people will be out there getting your work.

Now I’m no music veteran. I’ve been playing professionally for almost nine years now, which I suppose is respectable for someone who has yet to turn twenty-four, but certainly I’m not alone in the regard. However, I’ve have had the simple good fortune to be put into situations time and time again with people older, better, and more professional than me that I learned these things fast, and while I was still young. I was never given the opportunity to think I was special, or that the gig or the world wouldn’t keep on rolling without me. I’ve tried to be in many bands in the last nine years, and in Ohio, especially in my tiny little town, there are a lot of talented, well-intentioned folks making art who have not had the opportunity to learn these lessons. Want to know what hell will be like? Try starting a band with a bunch of undergrads weaned on their parents coddling and a steady diet of tabloidal MTV and Rolling Stone magazine tales of musical illustriousness. If I have any advice for musicians, young or old, it is this: like a diner at a fine restaurant, or a traveler to foreign lands, learn to relax, and trust, and learn. Music is bigger than you and me, and it is worthy of your attention and humble dedication.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Columbus and some Mack-tastic Music Making

Greetings, friends.


I spent the weekend in a Columbus, Ohio, studio tracking guitars and imbibing scotch with my friend, retro-sexual raconteur Matt Mackey. Though Matt spent some of his high school years in Ohio, outside of Cleveland, he has spent most of his time in warmer climes since, namely Virginia, and as of late, Orlando, Florida. As such, he seemed to be having some difficulty accepting the state of Ohio weather, and his body didn’t seem to put up with it either, since he came down with something on Sunday morning. Being the retro-trooper that he is (Sean Connery would be proud) he muscled through some final background vocals before running to catch a plane for home. I’m feeling quite pleased with the way his record is shaping up, and I’m glad to be a part of it; I hope that we get a chance to tour behind this in the near future. We cut basic tracks in Nashville about two weeks ago, with the rhythm section of Matt Mangano and Josh Robinson, both of whom we’re incredibly kind and funny, and both of whom killed it on the tracks—musician speak for “played great” (in Mackey speak: “are you tasting the sauce they brought to the table?”). I believe the record will be out in late April, and I hope that you’ll check it out.


Meanwhile, I had my Flip video camera hanging out at the session, and it wasn’t long before Mackey discovered it and began to document. Here is a little taste of the sauce we were bringing.


Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Nashville -or- The Unberable Lightness of Being Me

There comes a time in every young man’s life when he just has to grow a pair. No, I’m not talking about puberty, or a bar mitzvah. I’m talking about the acceptance of being alive. Sound new age-y? It’s not. I propose it to be about as fundamentally metaphysical as we, as humans, are capable of being. The supposed ancient Chinese idiom (I only note that is it supposed because the provenance of something of that antiquity seems unlikely to be obvious…or whatever), “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step” pretty much hits it on the head. What I’m talking about is the conscious choice to not suffer the indignity of a life at half speed, half-heartedness, or apathy. This is not an endorsement of the Disney-fied “you can accomplish anything” kind of absurdity bandied about in men’s magazines and marketing campaigns. This is facing up to your burdens, realizing the limitation of being human, and the honest and humble acceptance that you are alive. So, take that step, for crying out loud.

That time is here for me. It’s time I grow a pair. This is why I’m moving to Nashville. Contemplation only gets you so far, and usually, without the accompanying experience of action, that is up your own ass.

Milan Kundera, in the seminal existentialist novel, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, explains life in this way: “being” (as in alive) is full of said unbearable lightness because impermanence is a simple and overarching premise of existence. The German expression, “Einmal ist keinmal”, or “once is nonce” sounds a lot like the Buddhist idea that the existence of each moment is so unlikely that it might as well never have happened at all. This is the basis for Kendera’s suggestion that without permanence, life is ultimately insignificant, and each choice we make does not matter. The realization of our choices and actions insignificance (whether we realize this consciously or not) makes life unbearable to the liver. The tragedy of Kundera's characters is their failure to comprehend fully how free (not to fail, not to suffer) this makes one who is alive. The unbearable-ness of being continues to be so only because humans, thanks to our frontal lobes, are the only animals capable of feeling bad that we won’t and can’t live forever. But tell me, why do we so desperately desire immortality? Why would we suffer daily over something that only reminds us that we should be not suffering because that thing we’re suffering for isn’t attainable anyway. Faghettaboutit already, would ya? Take the first step; do something for somebody simply because you love that person (not because you think you’ll gain karma. Fuck karma. Once Monopoly is over, that stupid little money just goes right back in the box, and you get nothing. Understand?); try not to be dead—not literally dead, like eaten-by-wolves-dead, but dead as in the not-appreciating-that-you-are-alive-just-for-
-the-sake-of-being-alive-and-how-completely-
-preposterously-improbable-that-is-dead.

So: back to the subject of Nashville. Why move there? Why not? I want to make music, I want to meet new people, I want new restaurant environs in which gormandize, I want new things to consider, and think about, and write about. That is why I’m here today, writing this self-indulgent, ego-maniacal bit of linguistic drudgery—I am reminding myself that I am alive, I am here to do and be, and so bring it on. Also, I’d like to become the Anthony Bourdain of music--traveling, ranting, hosting a TV shows--and this is the first step in the process.

On a less proselytizing topic, I’m here to share my experiences behind my two main objectives in life: to make music and to see the world. I hope that you’ll enjoy the things I have to share here, and if you don’t, I hope that you’ll encourage me to do better by challenging the things I say, point out where I’m falling short, and keep the gay jokes to a minimum.

More to come later this week on new musical endeavors, including the record I’m working on for my friend, Matt Mackey, retro-sexual revolutionary, inquirer of truth, and one soulful brotha.